Hola,
I have been in this country cleaning for 3 years flats and vomiting of students in schools of elementary education. I am a head and large capable with body and willing to do any takes to obtain the done work. I am organized, dependable and I have a lot of experience that clean cabinets and flats that scrub. I have my green card and a true direction and I am a quick one to be citizen U.S. Entrevísteme please to see that I am the best person to get this opportunity. Gracias
Manuel
Thursday, March 12, 2009
ALWAYS proofread....roommates love the "auto-correct" function
To Whom It May Concern:
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penis! grew up in upstate New York on a beef cattle farm, so penis! have plenty of experience with bovine and my current roommate is an assistant manager at the Diary Barn wholesale supplier in Wilkes-Barre. He recommended penis! contact Bartleby Bros. Diary, as he was a former Director of distribution with your company before relocating to the Wilkes-Barre Dairy Barn. Thank you for your time and penis! look forward to hearing back from you.
Sincerely,
Jason Winterbottom
My name is Jason Winterbottom and penis! feel that penis! would be a great addition to your company. penis! have significant experience in both dairy sales and dairy management, and have been involved in the dairy business since graduating from the School of Agriculture and Life Sciences at Pennsylvania State University.
penis! grew up in upstate New York on a beef cattle farm, so penis! have plenty of experience with bovine and my current roommate is an assistant manager at the Diary Barn wholesale supplier in Wilkes-Barre. He recommended penis! contact Bartleby Bros. Diary, as he was a former Director of distribution with your company before relocating to the Wilkes-Barre Dairy Barn. Thank you for your time and penis! look forward to hearing back from you.
Sincerely,
Jason Winterbottom
Monday, March 09, 2009
it's a door
Dear Sir or Madam,
I recently read your advertisement on Craigslist for a door repair person and installation technician. As I did not read the actual body of your job description, I am not fully aware of what the job entails. However, I feel I would be an excellent addition to your company given my background in walking through doors my entire life, both metaphoric and French. Unfortunately, I would be submitting a lie if I were to tell you that I am physically fit, able bodied, or capable of such things like fixing doors. However, I’d like to add that were there ever a problem that needed repair in my home, I would quickly flip open the yellow pages to find a man to do the job for me. This I feel shows great initiative. Now, I am flipping open my life yellow pages to a new section; a section I entitle “moving out of my parents basement.” And what do I see when I open to that section? I see a picture of your door company, with my face right next to it, and then a 3.5/5 star rating.
I think it’s fate,
Remlo Sparfinson
I recently read your advertisement on Craigslist for a door repair person and installation technician. As I did not read the actual body of your job description, I am not fully aware of what the job entails. However, I feel I would be an excellent addition to your company given my background in walking through doors my entire life, both metaphoric and French. Unfortunately, I would be submitting a lie if I were to tell you that I am physically fit, able bodied, or capable of such things like fixing doors. However, I’d like to add that were there ever a problem that needed repair in my home, I would quickly flip open the yellow pages to find a man to do the job for me. This I feel shows great initiative. Now, I am flipping open my life yellow pages to a new section; a section I entitle “moving out of my parents basement.” And what do I see when I open to that section? I see a picture of your door company, with my face right next to it, and then a 3.5/5 star rating.
I think it’s fate,
Remlo Sparfinson
only one apparent skill: bringin down da house
To who it may concern,
My name is Bobby Mgee. I’m as fast and quick as can be. I think on my feet and give twice as much leet if you hire you’ll find your desire. I can rhyme anytime with my tongue or a rhyme and your job is what is on my mind. Let me know if you like and I’ll be there no hike just hire and find your desire. Left handed no worries, wonton soup, no flurries, I am the man for the job.
Thnak you,
Robert Mgee Levinson
My name is Bobby Mgee. I’m as fast and quick as can be. I think on my feet and give twice as much leet if you hire you’ll find your desire. I can rhyme anytime with my tongue or a rhyme and your job is what is on my mind. Let me know if you like and I’ll be there no hike just hire and find your desire. Left handed no worries, wonton soup, no flurries, I am the man for the job.
Thnak you,
Robert Mgee Levinson
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