Dear Sir or Madam,
I recently read your advertisement on Craigslist for a door repair person and installation technician. As I did not read the actual body of your job description, I am not fully aware of what the job entails. However, I feel I would be an excellent addition to your company given my background in walking through doors my entire life, both metaphoric and French. Unfortunately, I would be submitting a lie if I were to tell you that I am physically fit, able bodied, or capable of such things like fixing doors. However, I’d like to add that were there ever a problem that needed repair in my home, I would quickly flip open the yellow pages to find a man to do the job for me. This I feel shows great initiative. Now, I am flipping open my life yellow pages to a new section; a section I entitle “moving out of my parents basement.” And what do I see when I open to that section? I see a picture of your door company, with my face right next to it, and then a 3.5/5 star rating.
I think it’s fate,
Remlo Sparfinson
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