Dear job-1046187184@craigslist.org,
Tonight, I should have been watching the Academy Awards. However, since they did not show clips of any of the Best Actor/Actress Categories, I quickly turned them off and read the craigslist job section instead. Your posting, wanting to pay an accountant $50 to interview him/her for your podcast caught my one working eye. While I am not an accountant (I lack both an MBA and a CPA), I have watched Wall Street and Jerry Maguire. Both of those movies were about accountants, vaguely. I also don’t balance my checkbook, although I am in close contact with my bank about overdraft notices. Perhaps, on your podcast, we could discuss whether or not my debt will continue to exist if Bank of America goes under or is nationalized. As someone who took a history degree, I am also intimately familiar with the Great Depression. We could discuss this, too, as long as you have a sense of humor and the IQ of a goldfish, since I will be lying the entire time. In sum, I think I could be the interview that you need to break into that rarefied stratosphere of podcasts to which people actually listen. Please help me out, I’m a-counting on this!
Sincerely yours,
Amerton Pinkerton
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