Ms. Bragette,

I recently read your job posting for a parking lot attendant in the Annapolis Capital. I feel that I am uniquely suited to this job. I grew up sailing, watching the sparkling waters of the Chesapeake Bay slip by me in a sudden rush of motion. Now I want nothing more than to grant parking lot priveleges to patrons of the Annapolis Yacht Club. They have experienced the same beauty that I felt, once upon a time. Let me grant admission to these peoples’ shimmering sports cars, so that I may recall the beauty of my innocent youth. I want nothing more than to “raise the gate” on my future career as a parking lot attendant.

Yours respectfully,

Alden Pankerton