Monday, February 23, 2009

A Georgia Applicant Makes A Plea

To the fine people of Matcop Tools Distributorship:

Upon discovering your advertisement on craigslist.com, I thought long and hard about not only what Matcop Tools Distrubtorship has to offer me, but what I have to offer Matcop Tools Distrubutorship. After this thought process, I came to the realization that we really have nothing to offer one another. Is distributorship really a word? Lets break it down. Distribute: to give things out sort of. Or: the first thing, but maybe this second thing. Ship: a large boat with sails. Seeing that I have no background in giving, I tend to be very indecisive, and I never got my boater’s license, I don’t think Matcop is the place for me. However, I am practicing interviewing for companies so please accept this as my application for employment.

Namaste,

Gwen

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