To the manager of Lacrosse Skills Warehouse,
My name is Johan Supp. I played long - stick midfielder on a fairly mediocre high school lacrosse team; if you didn’t have a kid playing in the game, you probably won’t remember me. I am a graduate of University of Texas, Austin. I was a History major, as well as an honors student. My thesis was on “Kiss of the Tongue: The Female Orgasm in Nietzche’s Works.” I recently read your Craigslist post looking for someone to film lacrosse games. Even though I was recently told by my father, a multiple emmy award winning director of photography, that I have no eye for the camera, I really feel that I could film young kids running around with sticks. Please give me this chance. I need money so badly for my leg amputation. Yours desperately,
Johan Supp
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